Quotes We Couldn't Fit Into the Book

from Don't Look Back In Anger
"History is nothing but a pack of tricks we play upon the dead." -- Voltaire

from Isn't it ironic? Not really
"I wanna publish zines / and rage against machines." -- Harvey Danger, "Flagpole Sitta"

from XY Chemistry 101
"You've got the brawn / I've got the brains / Let's make lots of money." -- "Opportunities," Pet Shop Boys

from Language of Love Spoken Most Excellently Here: Communication
"Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way." -- Harry in When Harry Met Sally

from Marriage Has Teeth and Him Bite Hot
Marge: Homer is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

from Divine Intervention
"God is dead / and no one cares. If there is a hell / I'll see you there." -- "Heresy" by Nine Inch Nails

from Sad Bastards of Young: Music
"What came first -- the music or the misery? Did I listen to music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to music?" -- from High Fidelity by Nick Hornby

from It Doesn't Have to Be the End of the World
"Sex is by no means everything. It varies, as a matter of fact, from only as high as 78 percent of everything to as low as 3.10 percent. The norm, in a sane, healthy person, should be between 18 and 24 percent." -- from Is Sex Necessary? by James Thurber and E.B. White