Generation X-Ray Specs
from a very early draft of Divine Intervention

Much consumer culture detirus has lodged into the "brains" of those born after 1965, resulting in a demographic of pomo Very Lonely Planeters that worship weird and manufactured icons.

Old Dutch Cleanser woman.
Gen-x style witticism : Her personality is slightly abrasive.
Likes: Clean and shiny surfaces, Dutch Chocolate ice cream.
Dislikes: Dirty minds.
Suspected religious power or affiliation : Causes Dutch Elm Disease

Penelope Pitstop
Gen-x style witticism : Attractive, but not a lot under the hood.
Suspected religious power or affiliation : Criminal mastermind orchestrating the racketeering and prostitution rings of the Ant Hill mob.
Last sighted : "Inflating" the Michelin Man.

Smurfette
Gen-x style witticism : Be careful on dates, all the available men are blue.
Last sighted : Running away from Gargamel.

Sunmaid Maiden
Gen-x style witticism : Two scoops my ass!
Suspected religious power or affiliation : Can turn her enemies into withered, chewy corpses.
Likes: Raisins
Dislikes: People who don't like raisins.

Ms. Pacman
Gen-x style witticism : She puts the "joy" in joystick.
Suspected religious power or affiliation : Teaches women to play hard to get.
Favorite album: Ghost in the Machine.
Last sighted : Teaching Lara Croft a thing or two.

Cracker Jack
Gen-x style witticism : "Hey sailor, new in town?"
Suspected religious power or affiliation : Sailor Moon's lover.
Favorite slogan: There's a different surprise in each box!
Personality : A real sweetheart.
Last sighted : Buried alive in a tasty avalanche of caramel corn goodness.

Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Gen-x style witticism : Next time you see Boo Berry tell him how "scary" he is.
Personality : Rather charming.
Suspected religious power or affiliation : Trickster figure in Very Lonely Planet mythology.

Beth, the shiny silhouette on the mud flaps of most 18 wheelers.
Gen-x style witticism : Sexy as all get out, but a little two dimensional.
Suspected religious power or affiliation : Made CB radios obsolete.
Last sighted : Overseeing the shipment of 12,000 lbs of frozen herring down route 66.