(Total your answer. Subtract three. Now add five and multiply that score by your mother's current age).

2) I am suave like
      a) Ward Cleaver
      b) Fabio
      c) Urkel
      d) Ewan MacGregor
      e) The bass player from Weezer

3) I enjoy:
      a) Walks on the beach.
      b) Candlelight dinners.
      c) Candlelight dinners on the beach.
      d) Pretending to like all of the above, so I'll get some.
      e) Get some what?
      f) It's been a while, hasn't it?

4) If I could improve one thing about me it would be:
      a) Trying to be more humble about my enormous love-tool.
      b) Spending less time thinking about how wealthy I am.
      c) Eliminate my habit of compulsive lying.

(Calculating your score for questions 2-4. Give yourself one point for each "a" answer, two points for each "b" answer. Stick your left foot in for each "c" answer. Stick your left foot out for each "d" answer. If you answered "e" or "f", do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about).

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Which of the following bad habits will you tolerate in a mate? (Pick one from column A, B and C. You may not mix and match. No cheating. Books underneath your desk.

Column A

Column B

Column C