Personals
From SGZ #4

Female seeks Male...

My name is Kim. I'm 22 yrs. old, & I have long blonde hair & green eyes. I've a fetish for a man's neck. If you think you've got an attractive neck & are interested in hearing more call Box 7777

Goth female into Nine Inch Nails, Sisters of Mercy and Peter Murphy seeks handsome zombie to join her army of the undead. NS preferred. Box 6666

You know when you're leaning back in an office chair and you lean back too far and you catch yourself just at the last second? I feel like that all the time. Intrigued? Box 7878

Gay couple seeks amputee with pitbull. No weirdos. Box 3321

Dali-esque gal seeks the right guy to make her heart melt on a tree branch. Box 6543

Stern & grumpy Christian lady seeks fun-hating Bible thumper. No jiggery-pokery. Box 4444

I want all that stupid old shit, like letters and sodas. Letters and sodas. Box 4832

Incredibly sexy women seeks financially unstable, ordinary guy to make her nights less empty. P.S. I am lying. Box 6845

I saw you...

Lollapalooza '94. Box 1278

Apartment 405, 10pm, Oct 19th, at W.12th and Burrard. Me: Short nebbish man with binoculars. You: Tall beautiful women who exercises naked. Box 3142

Hey! You! Didn't you kill my brother? Hey! You! Didn't you kill my brother? Box 5347

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